ohai,

I ride motorcycles, and am being trained to become a volunteer firefighter.

-Finished school.
-Became a volunteer firefighter.
-Started an edumacation at art school.
-Preparing to drop out of art school to become a professional firefighter.

etc.. etc.., stay tuned for more idiotic adventures!

“Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seem to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist dick suck.

And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging bi-sexuals like you and your parents. I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations.

Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy.
War is the mother-fucking answer. ”