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Hammerguard

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Jim

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Rooted firmly in reality....Unfortunately

personal bio

I’m getting old, fat, grumpy, bald and grey.

And I’m a Stirling Albion supporter.

Geez, what have I done in a past life to deserve all of that.

notable events

Got pissed in Germany in 1989 and woke up in Sweden 2 days later.

favorite quote

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.

and

I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

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Comments (13)

how did you end up
in a different place
because you were pissed

are you like the hulk
but can teleport around?
because that awesome

Hiroshi_Tea • 5 Nov 2008 @ 14:14 GMT

Pic or it didn’t happen.

AshaD • 5 Nov 2008 @ 15:15 GMT

Hammerguard uploaded a new image...

There are pics of the before and after, I’ll scan them up and put them online.

Hammerguard • 6 Nov 2008 @ 18:22 GMT

I was not expecting that.

Heretic • 8 Nov 2008 @ 00:33 GMT

What were you expecting?

Hammerguard • 10 Nov 2008 @ 16:05 GMT

Someone younger. Albeit, mutton chops are awesome.

Heretic • 10 Nov 2008 @ 18:21 GMT

I was young once, it was just a long time ago.

Hammerguard • 11 Nov 2008 @ 14:36 GMT

Apparently those are the wee knives that guard the pope.

cfoley • 13 Nov 2008 @ 15:30 GMT

I changed my mind in the end. Getting a trade ] driving tanks I figured.

Cable • 13 Nov 2008 @ 21:00 GMT

Hammerguard uploaded a new image...

Beer, tattoos, 5.00am AND a gringo. C’mon peeps that’s as good as it gets.!!!

Hammerguard • 14 Nov 2008 @ 23:04 GMT

That’s an attractive picture.

Heretic • 23 Nov 2008 @ 23:22 GMT

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