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real name

Sean

e-mail address

deathwing54@gmail dot com

location

Birmingham, West Midlands, England. Yes, we don't get much sun.

personal bio

Apparently I’ve grown in the past year. I deny such rumours, as they serve to make me more mature than I actually am.

Okay, that guy behind me? Not my stripper! Although he gay . . . okay, I’ll stop there.

I’m a half Scottish/half English halfbreed traitor in both England and Scotland, and I’m from Leeds, NORTHERN (yeah, take that all you Southerners on IRC) England.

I used to be an avid swimmer, now I’m an avid water polo player. It’s great stress relief.

Nothing else has changed since last year, but I like making my bio seem as long and as important as possible.

notable events

I got into university. I failed my first year, due to excessive socialising. I kept my girlfriend through the first year, something of an achievement (though according to Moe it’s perfectly normal. Not here in the UK it ain’t).

Oh yeah, and becoming a geek. Then going from a “geek” to a “geek-from-which-there-is-no-return”.

favorite quote

This is . . . RELICNEWS!

Local kill by deadguy|work (die))

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OMGHI

Left Wing • 4 Nov 2008 @ 19:25 GMT

OMGHI

Left Wing • 4 Nov 2008 @ 19:25 GMT

jeebus gorb, ever see sunlight?

trebmal_ca • 4 Nov 2008 @ 19:28 GMT

LACKING SOME VITAMIN D?

Someguy • 4 Nov 2008 @ 19:29 GMT

Gorb is that officer a stripper?
Can I have his number?

Heretic • 4 Nov 2008 @ 19:32 GMT

looking at his facial expression, he is trying to pretend that the stripper is not for him…

when it is actually his b’day present.

Flonky • 4 Nov 2008 @ 19:46 GMT

HAI!

Ultimatum • 4 Nov 2008 @ 19:46 GMT

How can you be a swimmer and be so blindingly white!?

Kapyrna • 4 Nov 2008 @ 19:58 GMT

Huh, I know how you feel. The UK wouldn’t be the UK if it wasn’t permanently overcast.

Oh and the stripper is totally for you…

Shoota Fodder • 4 Nov 2008 @ 20:03 GMT

GORB GORB GORB GORB!

Hirmetrium • 4 Nov 2008 @ 20:37 GMT

Hey Grob (sic!). We tod’you staying in that irc chan all day long wasn’t agree with your suntan but wouldja lissen?!?

Lleman • 4 Nov 2008 @ 21:06 GMT

This si teh face to the irc account? hm?

Rafta • 4 Nov 2008 @ 23:11 GMT

pale gorb!

Sir Plasma • 4 Nov 2008 @ 23:27 GMT

Why hello there, neighbour(for now at least)

Giant Moth • 5 Nov 2008 @ 00:14 GMT

Damn, there I was about to post something about that copper being a stripper for you and I was beaten to it by like 3 people.

Still…

AshaD • 5 Nov 2008 @ 00:20 GMT

socializing is…
good, bad, made you fail, awesome,
and so very needed

Hiroshi_Tea • 5 Nov 2008 @ 01:33 GMT

‘Lo Gorb!

ever tried going out under the sun?

Ragnarok2504 • 5 Nov 2008 @ 02:21 GMT

‘heavy support’ or ‘heavy socializing’ ?

Ira Aduro • 5 Nov 2008 @ 04:38 GMT

Huh? Aren’t we supposed to post pics of ourselves not A4 paper..
Oh wait, it’s just Gorb.

Hi Gorb!

Rusty Nail • 5 Nov 2008 @ 05:10 GMT

Grar! Where’s my Tau? (I guess I should get around to sending you that Tau/Kroot stuff, then.)

Croaxleigh • 5 Nov 2008 @ 08:46 GMT

Hahaha, looking good Gorb.

Sheep • 5 Nov 2008 @ 09:45 GMT

If you post up your pic with your girlfriend, I think you’ll make some youngsters envy.

Sadly I can’t afford any trip $ to anywhere else for visiting…...

BrianGeneral • 5 Nov 2008 @ 10:33 GMT

I do spend way to much time on guitar hero but that is a real guitar, and a nice one. It’s not a famous brand though.

AshaD • 5 Nov 2008 @ 11:41 GMT

Why is it that when I look at your photo the first word that comes to my mind is “Hope”? Gah, must be too much election coverage.

No Surrender • 5 Nov 2008 @ 12:26 GMT

Needs moar sunlight

God your more pale than me mert =]

Mosh4Life • 5 Nov 2008 @ 12:44 GMT

OMG I just realised you live damn close to me.

Also don’t call me a dolt, dolt.

AshaD • 5 Nov 2008 @ 13:15 GMT

Dude, your like Pale.

Akranadas • 5 Nov 2008 @ 13:40 GMT

Well at least I’m not getting arrested this year. Which uni are you at?

El Russo • 5 Nov 2008 @ 13:51 GMT

Hi Gorb.
Damn people he his British, just like me.
We don’t get sun, we get rain (and lots of it) but we don’t mind it most of the time.
If you consdier Gorb to be pale you will find I’m just the same (when I get a photo up) just like most brits.

Hawk_Silk • 5 Nov 2008 @ 14:34 GMT

Oh him? Just some guy who follows me around, i let him get in the pictures in exchange for food.

Dark Angel N00b • 5 Nov 2008 @ 15:11 GMT

RL is for the winz. Internet, not so much so.

Ira Aduro • 5 Nov 2008 @ 15:13 GMT

Watch out, it’s da bobbies after you!

Finaldeath • 5 Nov 2008 @ 15:42 GMT

A fight to the death would be honorable.

Ira Aduro • 5 Nov 2008 @ 16:53 GMT

You need some more iron in your diet apparently. And I’ll be annoying the internet for much time to come. =O

Verrin • 5 Nov 2008 @ 16:58 GMT

pale gorb is pale

typhunoftempest • 5 Nov 2008 @ 17:08 GMT

actually the background is me leaving out of the pensacola pass headed towards the great blue gulf of mexico

bitz • 5 Nov 2008 @ 18:01 GMT

is gorb albino?
You are (is) so white and pale
with red evil eyes!

Hiroshi_Tea • 5 Nov 2008 @ 19:05 GMT

Get thee hence demon!

Julian • 5 Nov 2008 @ 20:13 GMT

Pale Gorb is Pale.

Ultimatum • 5 Nov 2008 @ 23:16 GMT

Hurro Gorb~

ZellFish • 5 Nov 2008 @ 23:56 GMT

Hahaha, you’ll never find out where i live!

Sheep • 6 Nov 2008 @ 00:27 GMT

I live in leicestershire, just down the road really.

AshaD • 6 Nov 2008 @ 02:15 GMT

Egads he knows my secret nows.

Sheep • 6 Nov 2008 @ 04:28 GMT

Herro Sean!

Paleness is a notable achievement too!

Sword_Monkey • 6 Nov 2008 @ 09:14 GMT

Gorb, please get one of those tanning lotions. I’d rather see you orange than that! [3 Hies!

NeCoHo • 6 Nov 2008 @ 13:22 GMT

From one pasty white man to another. HI o/

Lor • 6 Nov 2008 @ 16:58 GMT

As someone from BU I hate you.

El Russo • 8 Nov 2008 @ 17:12 GMT

Gorb, get yourself a laptop. That way you can IRC and get a suntan at the same time.

GeoffS • 9 Nov 2008 @ 12:20 GMT

Gorb
Hi
You’re pale.

Elukka • 9 Nov 2008 @ 15:13 GMT

Hais! I has better skin than u! U like my policemanstripper gift I send u I see on pic, yes!

Hugs
your smoochie

Kresjah

Kresjah • 9 Nov 2008 @ 22:57 GMT

you are gaining views fast!
what is your secret?

Hiroshi_Tea • 10 Nov 2008 @ 02:46 GMT

the pale force is hard to resist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-L0YnnIatQ

Ira Aduro • 10 Nov 2008 @ 15:32 GMT

I didn’t know you knew the Village People!

Trinity • 13 Nov 2008 @ 06:49 GMT

whiter than sour cream.

Ira Aduro • 16 Nov 2008 @ 03:45 GMT

giving you a view
the power of haiku is
greater than your cats!

Hiroshi_Tea • 17 Nov 2008 @ 04:03 GMT

HAI GORBSY!
BAI GORBSY!

RedDeath • 18 Nov 2008 @ 21:17 GMT

Up the Irons… uhmm that was an Iron Maiden slogan me thinks… There you go:

Iron Within Iron Without! That fits better.

Hail Sean!

Cool picture buddy.

mdcertainty • 25 Nov 2008 @ 20:34 GMT

GORB!!!

Hay mate!

Hail the vodka-loving geeky legend!

Mullertime • 17 Dec 2008 @ 05:15 GMT

Gorby, see, that’s evidence plenty that every time I see you online, YOU ARE DRUNK! So bad that they have to bring in the Constables to deal with you!

vol_907 • 19 Dec 2008 @ 04:19 GMT

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