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real name
Jonathan Axford
e-mail address
kekekekekeke
location
Calgary
personal bio
Spent the last year travelling the country, now I’m in school and I’m in love
notable events
See above. Also, as you can see, I grew hair
On top of those great and amazing things, I now live on my own, am back in school, and I got a new lappy because the old one is more or less fried.
favorite quote
I’m not kidding now. Turn back or I WILL kill you. I’m going to kill you, and all the cake is gone. – GLaDOS
‘Are you stealing those LCDs?’ ‘Yeah, but I’m doing it while my code compiles.’ – XKCD
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Comments (35)
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!
Trinity • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:52 GMT
the_sidewinder uploaded a new image...
the_sidewinder uploaded a new image...
OM NOM NOM NOM
the_sidewinder • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:18 GMT
WHEN CATS ATTACK!
Beast • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:21 GMT
bleeeeeek.
Hey windie!
Verrin • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:28 GMT
OMG KITTY SCARED!
Splitstar • 6 Nov 2007 @ 07:29 GMT
He’s part Brit don’t you know…
El Russo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 11:21 GMT
hi!
kitty raping ur head
Hiroshi_Tea • 6 Nov 2007 @ 13:17 GMT
Bad Nimitz!
Void • 6 Nov 2007 @ 13:33 GMT
THE CAT IS BECOMING ONE WITH THE HAIR
Tiresias • 6 Nov 2007 @ 13:34 GMT
It took me a while to realize that was a cat. It looked like some kind of fungus was making you it’s next meal.
Water • 6 Nov 2007 @ 15:12 GMT
Breaking news: Cat attempts lobotomy, man died.
darkelf • 6 Nov 2007 @ 15:39 GMT
I see your cat likes head.
Adonis • 6 Nov 2007 @ 17:41 GMT
nice pussy
trebmal_ca • 6 Nov 2007 @ 22:28 GMT
“Where is my meow mix!!
Now you’re going to get it. MEOW!”
Splitstar • 7 Nov 2007 @ 00:46 GMT
You know you are supposed to eat it not get eaten by it?
Trinity • 7 Nov 2007 @ 15:51 GMT
Its warm up here and your hair is so fluffy, i might as well make myself comfortable scratchscratchscrath
Splitstar • 7 Nov 2007 @ 18:19 GMT
hey
totally awesome cathair!
Laura • 7 Nov 2007 @ 19:48 GMT
Awesome quote! And I think you may…umm…wanna have that scalp growth looked at…looks infected.
FifteenHours • 7 Nov 2007 @ 22:12 GMT
Consumed by a cat!
Gazbeans • 7 Nov 2007 @ 22:19 GMT
Oh yes…I forgot to mention…part of me resides on the plains of despair in the 43rd and a half dimension…so I’m kinda blurry at times. Sorry bout that…
FifteenHours • 8 Nov 2007 @ 03:46 GMT
New Full Face Goodness!
the_sidewinder • 8 Nov 2007 @ 05:13 GMT
Wow, you have changed a lot
Zepherian • 8 Nov 2007 @ 05:17 GMT
Now with more sexy!
the_sidewinder • 8 Nov 2007 @ 05:18 GMT
HAIS SIDEWINDAR!
And ffs, shave.
Pijama • 8 Nov 2007 @ 17:54 GMT
O i see you got that scalp growth removed. Now its a free range scalp growth.
Splitstar • 9 Nov 2007 @ 04:40 GMT
It seems like you went preppy from your 2004 photo to a lot more casual. Talk about style change!
Verrin • 14 Nov 2007 @ 06:16 GMT
No wonder you get attacked by pussy
Trinity • 18 Nov 2007 @ 01:31 GMT
I don’t wish to alarm you, but you have this metal thingy coming out of your lower lip. You might want to get that looked at.
IcecreamLtDan • 26 Nov 2007 @ 02:12 GMT
damn prairie hippies
trebmal_ca • 26 Nov 2007 @ 23:27 GMT
Farewell sidey-windey. Been good not knowing you, catfood.
Mikk • 3 Dec 2007 @ 22:49 GMT
That cat looks peaceful on ur head lol.
Golden Dragoon • 16 Dec 2007 @ 09:45 GMT
Happy
New
Year
Trinity • 1 Jan 2008 @ 04:53 GMT
Cats do strange things when you’re asleep. I’d recommend you lock your doors.
Tinweasel • 4 Jan 2008 @ 14:09 GMT
Say something