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other years · 2006 · 2007
nick
Laura (RB profile)
voting
real name
Laura
e-mail address
I forgot. believe me, why would I lie to you?
website
None specified.
location
Somewhere safe. (away from IRCers)
personal bio
May 3rd 1984 – born (last year’s yearbook says 2nd, it’s wrong…. blame the wizzards).
December (I think) 2006, joined relic forums and the Pit of Despair (IRC).
January 2013 – I will definitely conquer this pitiful planet…
February 2013 – I will sell this planet to superior pan galactic entities in exchange for unlimited power and cookies.
April 2013 – Having unlimited power I will retake the planet and obliterate the pan galactic entities, stealing all their pie in the process.
notable events
All of the above. ![]()
favorite quote
“We can’t stop here! This is bat country!”
Anything those cute Portal turrets say ![]()
profile viewed
2292 times

Comments (119)
IN BEFORE BAN!
Also hi \o/, stealing the first post.
[3
nyyti • 5 Nov 2007 @ 19:40 GMT
Laura uploaded a new image...
They really are primary school railings, and that tree looks fake, it’s an untree.
_BusterWounds • 5 Nov 2007 @ 19:50 GMT
hi pretty (violent) girl
Hiroshi_Tea • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:18 GMT
Hello! And remember:
Uruguay isn’t all that great girl. =D
Pijama • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:21 GMT
GURLS DON’T EXIST ON THE INTARWEB!
Rafta • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:32 GMT
I’m still waiting for the really creepy posts. CHOP CHOP BOYS.
Verrin • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:52 GMT
thats no girl, thats photoshop wizardry
GothicHorror • 5 Nov 2007 @ 21:47 GMT
Hey, where the hellish environment?
I am missing tortured people in here!
Left Wing • 5 Nov 2007 @ 22:06 GMT
Verrin, give it time. Vaarok is sure to realize this year’s book is up soon enough.
molo • 5 Nov 2007 @ 22:19 GMT
I don’t see the red eyes yet…
GroundZero • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:31 GMT
mad teh views
mad teh HaX
Hiroshi_Tea • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:48 GMT
Did you get your “nubers’ straightened out?
Trinity • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:53 GMT
The world is going to end!!!!
A female being in a forum dedicated mainly om RTS games. Anyone else smelling sulfur?!
scoiatollo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:28 GMT
And now for the honorary…
Bow chicka Bow wow!
Red Fox • 6 Nov 2007 @ 01:43 GMT
Instant popularity, that used to be reserved for CJ. Makes me wonder if you ever overtook the number one spot in last years…
Archangel of Death • 6 Nov 2007 @ 03:36 GMT
/me (emote)
SquidDNA • 6 Nov 2007 @ 03:39 GMT
THERE ARE NO FEMALES ON THE INTERNET!
Laura is a man with a very very feminine body.
Mirehn_Bielann • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:01 GMT
^^ speaks the truth
roflmao • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:26 GMT
34, 22, 38 BINGO!
Zepherian • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:28 GMT
So this is the #art chick…
Kapyrna • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:56 GMT
snuggles :3
Beast • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:13 GMT
/me tackles Laura
yay picture and profile!
NovaBurn • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:20 GMT
WRY HERROW THAR
the_sidewinder • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:22 GMT
How cute. On the other hand, to the zellmobile!
Hi Laura [3
ZellFish • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:45 GMT
Oh you teens, leave her alone!
Pixplz?
nyyti • 6 Nov 2007 @ 13:13 GMT
Why nyyti, with the exception of lefty, (and now me) I believe you are the youngest to post here
Also, hi laura
darkelf • 6 Nov 2007 @ 14:55 GMT
tackles Laura
Water • 6 Nov 2007 @ 15:53 GMT
if you were in a swarmer costume…
Hiroshi_Tea • 6 Nov 2007 @ 16:55 GMT
Girls don’t exist on the internet, but this is Laura, who is a demon, so she doesn’t count.
Elukka • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:10 GMT
Hello, I don’t think we’ve met!
El Russo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:14 GMT
o/ girl, or Demonic entity in the outward guise of a human female.
nurizeko • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:36 GMT
hail laura, queen of something or other.
Someguy • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:41 GMT
Sorry Lara, but the world ends December 2012… the world won’t be around to be conquered :/
Sajuukar • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:02 GMT
Yet again she storms ahead with the profile views. You lot are pathetic. Oh wait…dammit.
And I would say “pics plz lol” But you are already on top of that this year I see.
Hai Laura!
Sword_Monkey • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:03 GMT
OMG COMMENTS!... I’d like to answer some of these… but I don’t have that much time
Laura • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:39 GMT
Well, you can make up for that by just responding to my comment! :p
the_sidewinder • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:43 GMT
Hi Laura waves
Buggo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 21:43 GMT
Wow, a girl. Where do they come from?
Sir Plasma • 7 Nov 2007 @ 00:30 GMT
Laura needs more views to stay ahead of that whore Trin! BUMP BUMP BUMP!
... that sounds bad.
Mirehn_Bielann • 7 Nov 2007 @ 07:57 GMT
So totally not an anti-trin comment here..
/bump
Sword_Monkey • 7 Nov 2007 @ 11:00 GMT
And Sword got in before me. Twice.
Gorb must refrain from crude euphemisms
Bump
Gorb • 7 Nov 2007 @ 18:26 GMT
Laura is more popular than buggo…
ImmortalChaos • 7 Nov 2007 @ 19:55 GMT
Laura is Laura. Laura has no need for so called “popularity contests”. They help, though.
Hies to Laura, seen as I didn’t say hello earlier.
Gorb • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:02 GMT
Spammer :p
darkelf • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:06 GMT
Laura uploaded a new image...
Laura uploaded a new image...
that pic should definitely guarantee a decline in incoming views
Laura • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:12 GMT
it’s my cat btw
Laura • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:12 GMT
But now you cannot win the competition
Corsix • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:24 GMT
I trust people like me for who I am and they’ll comment/view anyways!
right… ¬¬
Laura • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:27 GMT
The cat actually caused me to click on the profile. ftw! Though he doesn’t seem to be sharing the Christmas spirit.
Ira Aduro • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:36 GMT
It’s a she! :3
Laura • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:50 GMT
Me-ow!
Hello Laura…
Is that really all I’ve got?
Omg…
RedDeath • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:57 GMT
I like your pussy.
Cable • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:59 GMT
Looks very amused
Obtuse • 7 Nov 2007 @ 21:36 GMT
KITTY!
Water • 7 Nov 2007 @ 21:40 GMT
wow…@ Cable.
I must say, when I saw you decided to put a pic of your cat to stop incoming views, I KNEW that would bring in the crude comments hehe. Now you’re just ASKING for trouble. If you really wanna turn em away, find a pic of you first thing in the morning….most women seem to look like Sea Monsters round that time of the day
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FifteenHours • 7 Nov 2007 @ 22:05 GMT
Thank you, Laura.
Kapyrna • 7 Nov 2007 @ 22:24 GMT
Uh oh… Moe is definitely going to get more views now…
GroundZero • 8 Nov 2007 @ 01:21 GMT
Ha ha ha. OMG… 950 views and 60 (Now 61) posts already
That’s pretty scary stuff!
This just goes to show what happens when there are tons of blokes, and very few women.
Laura, do you get this sort of attention in real life? :p lol
Mullertime • 8 Nov 2007 @ 01:53 GMT
I see your kitty and raise you an AURYN.
Kapyrna • 8 Nov 2007 @ 07:47 GMT
The cat is scaring me. You know how intelligent they are, right?
He’s looking at me
And Muller, I bet she does
Gorb • 8 Nov 2007 @ 14:02 GMT
Maybe I do, but at least IRL I can shoot them in the knees!
Laura • 8 Nov 2007 @ 20:57 GMT
She’s a mexican overlord with a drug gang at her disposal – no messin’.
GroundZero • 9 Nov 2007 @ 00:12 GMT
these comments are just reeking of testosterone
we need more women
Hiroshi_Tea • 9 Nov 2007 @ 02:55 GMT
BOOBS! Also; Where’d your picture go god dammit
ZellFish • 9 Nov 2007 @ 04:56 GMT
Oye Laura, mira que som machos eh? :p
HomeBoy • 9 Nov 2007 @ 10:18 GMT
As the ferengi would say…
Woooo—Maaaaaan! :O~
Lol just teasing.
Of course Laura is popular, Muller and me might be downright sexy devils, but folk get tired of even us eventually. :3
nurizeko • 9 Nov 2007 @ 13:47 GMT
Laura uploaded a new image...
Ok, no more cat, I need to keep up the yb whoring… :p
Laura • 9 Nov 2007 @ 17:12 GMT
Pff, fake pic. Move along people, move along.
paloozzaa • 9 Nov 2007 @ 17:54 GMT
Those of you who want to see a cat, head over to my profile!
the_sidewinder • 9 Nov 2007 @ 18:08 GMT
Laura uploaded a new image...
Moar yb postage.
It just so happens I’m on Laura’s page. Again.
Gorb • 9 Nov 2007 @ 20:38 GMT
Laura uploaded a new image...
Laura uploaded a new image...
[14:14] *** Laura Quit (Quit: CLICK OR DIE
] http://www.relicnews.com/yearbook/2007/530/ [nekkid pix and catgirls inside!)LIES
Kapyrna • 9 Nov 2007 @ 22:17 GMT
But it works, doesn’t it!?
Laura • 9 Nov 2007 @ 22:21 GMT
I miss the kitty.
Ira Aduro • 9 Nov 2007 @ 22:46 GMT
Ooh, new pic. Also, no manboobs. Me is too fit for manboobs.
Gorb • 9 Nov 2007 @ 22:49 GMT
For some reason LonelyGirl popped into my mind.
Kapyrna • 10 Nov 2007 @ 07:46 GMT
Do you Choo Choo Choose me yet Laura :p ?
P.S. NICE PIC.
P.P.S. You are exactly 3 month younger than me – Feb 3rd here.
GroundZero • 11 Nov 2007 @ 00:52 GMT
UNSTOPPABLE!
Water • 11 Nov 2007 @ 16:10 GMT
I am here once again, defending Laura’s viewcount against Trin’s evil tactics. Check the Yearbook thread if you don’t believe me.
Buggo pictures, honestly
Gorb • 13 Nov 2007 @ 09:44 GMT
/tackle.
Also, pizza.
Moe • 14 Nov 2007 @ 00:27 GMT
Hi thar!
LynX • 14 Nov 2007 @ 06:38 GMT
/me makes Laura feel payne
Hiroshi_Tea • 14 Nov 2007 @ 17:43 GMT
It’s nice that your neighbors talk to you. I think mine want to kill me. =(
Sycon • 14 Nov 2007 @ 20:27 GMT
No furry pr0n!
Why does the Laura we know on IRC lie so much?

Gorb • 14 Nov 2007 @ 21:56 GMT
Methinks things is gettings outs ofs hands, hiers…
Sausage fests are so much fun!
Excuse me while I attempt to kill myself with sarcasm…
Senn • 15 Nov 2007 @ 00:20 GMT
I guess we know who’ll reel in the most views this year
Unless Trinity comes up with a better scam.
TheEmperor • 15 Nov 2007 @ 16:41 GMT
seriously how do you put up with all these “attempt to impress” people above?
Shoota Fodder • 15 Nov 2007 @ 21:41 GMT
omg you have more views than trinity!
medizichen • 16 Nov 2007 @ 14:57 GMT
Shoota fodder: by not being impressed!!
Laura • 16 Nov 2007 @ 15:09 GMT
Pretty!
Quite an improvement compared to last year…and that wasn’t a bad picture either.
severijn • 16 Nov 2007 @ 21:37 GMT
Laura!
You have beautiful hair!
Earth-Command • 18 Nov 2007 @ 12:00 GMT
If I was you Laura I would register www.laura.com and start to charge the internet geeks to look at you
Belgarion • 18 Nov 2007 @ 21:25 GMT
thx sev, thx earthcommand
...and that’s quite a good idea, belgarion!
Laura • 19 Nov 2007 @ 16:42 GMT
Laura, you have about 100 times as many views as the average person on this site. I think it might be because you’re…uhm…female. You’re going to have to stop being that… A lot more comments too… Jeez, a lot of nerds : P.
jet_black • 19 Nov 2007 @ 20:40 GMT
Hi….. well since I’m nice i’ll won’t steal your cookies…yet
Ultimatum • 19 Nov 2007 @ 20:59 GMT
but I will steal yours \o/
Laura • 19 Nov 2007 @ 21:14 GMT
in the time it took for you to postage that message i stole your cookies http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6664/picture0004lz7.jpg
Ultimatum • 19 Nov 2007 @ 21:45 GMT
WHAT THE….
you bastard
Laura • 20 Nov 2007 @ 15:44 GMT
And after the cookies, come the IRC quotes.
I mean, we have a few of them now
Gorb • 20 Nov 2007 @ 21:54 GMT
embarrassing
carbon • 20 Nov 2007 @ 23:49 GMT
haha
Ultimatum • 21 Nov 2007 @ 21:39 GMT
meh, since i’ve already upped your view count by one, saying HI! won’t hurt…
Ammon Ra • 22 Nov 2007 @ 17:51 GMT
Dammit, Laura.. Your IRC quit sign is a TRICK! DONT CLICK IT! Hot, though. ;D
ZellFish • 29 Nov 2007 @ 21:02 GMT
It’s a guy with a long neck
and a really really good shave.
I’m hoping you do know where the bat quote originates from.
I’m not getting the sulfur remark.
Mikk • 3 Dec 2007 @ 22:25 GMT
Well, you did it. Not sure when, not sure who did the fateful click, but it has happened. Whats it like looking at all us little viewing-ants from the top?
Archangel of Death • 7 Dec 2007 @ 21:08 GMT
Laura uploaded a new image...
lol away from IRC!!...HA-HA!....at first glance i thought i saw IRS, and thought it was funny….but it’s IRC…. i think i need some sleep from this long shift i just finished…..
AnyKey • 25 Dec 2007 @ 04:06 GMT
By the way, Marry-Christmas and Happy Year…
AnyKey • 25 Dec 2007 @ 04:07 GMT
Happy
New
Year
Trinity • 31 Dec 2007 @ 19:51 GMT
HAPPY NEW YEAR!![3
nyyti • 1 Jan 2008 @ 19:04 GMT
Happy Holidays\Newyears! Much love!
ZellFish • 3 Jan 2008 @ 18:34 GMT
I’m just jumping on an apparent bandwagon of gratuitous posting, don’t mind me…
Tinweasel • 5 Jan 2008 @ 02:41 GMT
Hi beautiful! [3
ZellFish • 16 Feb 2008 @ 10:23 GMT
Say something