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Laura

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real name

Laura

e-mail address

I forgot. believe me, why would I lie to you?

website

None specified.

location

Somewhere safe. (away from IRCers)

personal bio

May 3rd 1984 – born (last year’s yearbook says 2nd, it’s wrong…. blame the wizzards).

December (I think) 2006, joined relic forums and the Pit of Despair (IRC).

January 2013 – I will definitely conquer this pitiful planet…

February 2013 – I will sell this planet to superior pan galactic entities in exchange for unlimited power and cookies.

April 2013 – Having unlimited power I will retake the planet and obliterate the pan galactic entities, stealing all their pie in the process.

notable events

All of the above.

favorite quote

“We can’t stop here! This is bat country!”

Anything those cute Portal turrets say

profile viewed

2472 times

Comments (119)

IN BEFORE BAN!

Also hi \o/, stealing the first post.
[3

nyyti • 5 Nov 2007 @ 19:40 GMT

Laura uploaded a new image...

They really are primary school railings, and that tree looks fake, it’s an untree.

_BusterWounds • 5 Nov 2007 @ 19:50 GMT

hi pretty (violent) girl

Hiroshi_Tea • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:18 GMT

Hello! And remember:

Uruguay isn’t all that great girl. =D

Pijama • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:21 GMT

GURLS DON’T EXIST ON THE INTARWEB!

Rafta • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:32 GMT

I’m still waiting for the really creepy posts. CHOP CHOP BOYS.

Verrin • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:52 GMT

thats no girl, thats photoshop wizardry

GothicHorror • 5 Nov 2007 @ 21:47 GMT

Hey, where the hellish environment?

I am missing tortured people in here!

Left Wing • 5 Nov 2007 @ 22:06 GMT

Verrin, give it time. Vaarok is sure to realize this year’s book is up soon enough.

molo • 5 Nov 2007 @ 22:19 GMT

I don’t see the red eyes yet…

GroundZero • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:31 GMT

mad teh views
mad teh HaX

Hiroshi_Tea • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:48 GMT

Did you get your “nubers’ straightened out?

Trinity • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:53 GMT

The world is going to end!!!!

A female being in a forum dedicated mainly om RTS games. Anyone else smelling sulfur?!

scoiatollo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:28 GMT

And now for the honorary…

Bow chicka Bow wow!

Red Fox • 6 Nov 2007 @ 01:43 GMT

Instant popularity, that used to be reserved for CJ. Makes me wonder if you ever overtook the number one spot in last years…

Archangel of Death • 6 Nov 2007 @ 03:36 GMT

/me (emote)

SquidDNA • 6 Nov 2007 @ 03:39 GMT

THERE ARE NO FEMALES ON THE INTERNET!

Laura is a man with a very very feminine body.

Mirehn_Bielann • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:01 GMT

^^ speaks the truth

roflmao • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:26 GMT

34, 22, 38 BINGO!

Zepherian • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:28 GMT

So this is the #art chick…

Kapyrna • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:56 GMT

snuggles :3

Beast • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:13 GMT

/me tackles Laura

yay picture and profile!

NovaBurn • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:20 GMT

WRY HERROW THAR

the_sidewinder • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:22 GMT

How cute. On the other hand, to the zellmobile!

Hi Laura [3

ZellFish • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:45 GMT

Oh you teens, leave her alone!

Pixplz?

nyyti • 6 Nov 2007 @ 13:13 GMT

Why nyyti, with the exception of lefty, (and now me) I believe you are the youngest to post here

Also, hi laura

darkelf • 6 Nov 2007 @ 14:55 GMT

tackles Laura

Water • 6 Nov 2007 @ 15:53 GMT

if you were in a swarmer costume…

Hiroshi_Tea • 6 Nov 2007 @ 16:55 GMT

Girls don’t exist on the internet, but this is Laura, who is a demon, so she doesn’t count.

Elukka • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:10 GMT

Hello, I don’t think we’ve met!

El Russo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:14 GMT

o/ girl, or Demonic entity in the outward guise of a human female.

nurizeko • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:36 GMT

hail laura, queen of something or other.

Someguy • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:41 GMT

Sorry Lara, but the world ends December 2012… the world won’t be around to be conquered :/

Sajuukar • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:02 GMT

Yet again she storms ahead with the profile views. You lot are pathetic. Oh wait…dammit.

And I would say “pics plz lol” But you are already on top of that this year I see.

Hai Laura!

Sword_Monkey • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:03 GMT

OMG COMMENTS!... I’d like to answer some of these… but I don’t have that much time

Laura • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:39 GMT

Well, you can make up for that by just responding to my comment! :p

the_sidewinder • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:43 GMT

Hi Laura waves

Buggo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 21:43 GMT

Wow, a girl. Where do they come from?

Sir Plasma • 7 Nov 2007 @ 00:30 GMT

Laura needs more views to stay ahead of that whore Trin! BUMP BUMP BUMP!

... that sounds bad.

Mirehn_Bielann • 7 Nov 2007 @ 07:57 GMT

So totally not an anti-trin comment here..

/bump

Sword_Monkey • 7 Nov 2007 @ 11:00 GMT

And Sword got in before me. Twice.

Gorb must refrain from crude euphemisms

Bump

Gorb • 7 Nov 2007 @ 18:26 GMT

Laura is more popular than buggo…

ImmortalChaos • 7 Nov 2007 @ 19:55 GMT

Laura is Laura. Laura has no need for so called “popularity contests”. They help, though.

Hies to Laura, seen as I didn’t say hello earlier.

Gorb • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:02 GMT

Spammer :p

darkelf • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:06 GMT

Laura uploaded a new image...

Laura uploaded a new image...

that pic should definitely guarantee a decline in incoming views

Laura • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:12 GMT

it’s my cat btw

Laura • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:12 GMT

But now you cannot win the competition

Corsix • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:24 GMT

I trust people like me for who I am and they’ll comment/view anyways!

right… ¬¬

Laura • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:27 GMT

The cat actually caused me to click on the profile. ftw! Though he doesn’t seem to be sharing the Christmas spirit.

Ira Aduro • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:36 GMT

It’s a she! :3

Laura • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:50 GMT

Me-ow!
Hello Laura…

Is that really all I’ve got?
Omg…

RedDeath • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:57 GMT

I like your pussy.

Cable • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:59 GMT

Looks very amused

Obtuse • 7 Nov 2007 @ 21:36 GMT

KITTY!

Water • 7 Nov 2007 @ 21:40 GMT

wow…@ Cable.

I must say, when I saw you decided to put a pic of your cat to stop incoming views, I KNEW that would bring in the crude comments hehe. Now you’re just ASKING for trouble. If you really wanna turn em away, find a pic of you first thing in the morning….most women seem to look like Sea Monsters round that time of the day .

FifteenHours • 7 Nov 2007 @ 22:05 GMT

Thank you, Laura.

Kapyrna • 7 Nov 2007 @ 22:24 GMT

Uh oh… Moe is definitely going to get more views now…

GroundZero • 8 Nov 2007 @ 01:21 GMT

Ha ha ha. OMG… 950 views and 60 (Now 61) posts already

That’s pretty scary stuff!
This just goes to show what happens when there are tons of blokes, and very few women.

Laura, do you get this sort of attention in real life? :p lol

Mullertime • 8 Nov 2007 @ 01:53 GMT

I see your kitty and raise you an AURYN.

Kapyrna • 8 Nov 2007 @ 07:47 GMT

The cat is scaring me. You know how intelligent they are, right?

He’s looking at me

And Muller, I bet she does

Gorb • 8 Nov 2007 @ 14:02 GMT

Maybe I do, but at least IRL I can shoot them in the knees!

Laura • 8 Nov 2007 @ 20:57 GMT

She’s a mexican overlord with a drug gang at her disposal – no messin’.

GroundZero • 9 Nov 2007 @ 00:12 GMT

these comments are just reeking of testosterone
we need more women

Hiroshi_Tea • 9 Nov 2007 @ 02:55 GMT

BOOBS! Also; Where’d your picture go god dammit

ZellFish • 9 Nov 2007 @ 04:56 GMT

Oye Laura, mira que som machos eh? :p

HomeBoy • 9 Nov 2007 @ 10:18 GMT

As the ferengi would say…

Woooo—Maaaaaan! :O~

Lol just teasing.

Of course Laura is popular, Muller and me might be downright sexy devils, but folk get tired of even us eventually. :3

nurizeko • 9 Nov 2007 @ 13:47 GMT

Laura uploaded a new image...

Ok, no more cat, I need to keep up the yb whoring… :p

Laura • 9 Nov 2007 @ 17:12 GMT

Pff, fake pic. Move along people, move along.

paloozzaa • 9 Nov 2007 @ 17:54 GMT

Those of you who want to see a cat, head over to my profile!

the_sidewinder • 9 Nov 2007 @ 18:08 GMT

Laura uploaded a new image...

Moar yb postage.

It just so happens I’m on Laura’s page. Again.

Gorb • 9 Nov 2007 @ 20:38 GMT

Laura uploaded a new image...

Laura uploaded a new image...

[14:14] *** Laura Quit (Quit: CLICK OR DIE ] http://www.relicnews.com/yearbook/2007/530/ [ nekkid pix and catgirls inside!)

LIES

Kapyrna • 9 Nov 2007 @ 22:17 GMT

But it works, doesn’t it!?

Laura • 9 Nov 2007 @ 22:21 GMT

I miss the kitty.

Ira Aduro • 9 Nov 2007 @ 22:46 GMT

Ooh, new pic. Also, no manboobs. Me is too fit for manboobs.

Gorb • 9 Nov 2007 @ 22:49 GMT

For some reason LonelyGirl popped into my mind.

Kapyrna • 10 Nov 2007 @ 07:46 GMT

Do you Choo Choo Choose me yet Laura :p ?

P.S. NICE PIC.

P.P.S. You are exactly 3 month younger than me – Feb 3rd here.

GroundZero • 11 Nov 2007 @ 00:52 GMT

UNSTOPPABLE!

Water • 11 Nov 2007 @ 16:10 GMT

I am here once again, defending Laura’s viewcount against Trin’s evil tactics. Check the Yearbook thread if you don’t believe me.

Buggo pictures, honestly

Gorb • 13 Nov 2007 @ 09:44 GMT

/tackle.
Also, pizza.

Moe • 14 Nov 2007 @ 00:27 GMT

Hi thar!

LynX • 14 Nov 2007 @ 06:38 GMT

/me makes Laura feel payne

Hiroshi_Tea • 14 Nov 2007 @ 17:43 GMT

It’s nice that your neighbors talk to you. I think mine want to kill me. =(

Sycon • 14 Nov 2007 @ 20:27 GMT

No furry pr0n!

Why does the Laura we know on IRC lie so much?

Gorb • 14 Nov 2007 @ 21:56 GMT

Methinks things is gettings outs ofs hands, hiers…

Sausage fests are so much fun!

Excuse me while I attempt to kill myself with sarcasm…

Senn • 15 Nov 2007 @ 00:20 GMT

I guess we know who’ll reel in the most views this year

Unless Trinity comes up with a better scam.

TheEmperor • 15 Nov 2007 @ 16:41 GMT

seriously how do you put up with all these “attempt to impress” people above?

Shoota Fodder • 15 Nov 2007 @ 21:41 GMT

omg you have more views than trinity!

medizichen • 16 Nov 2007 @ 14:57 GMT

Shoota fodder: by not being impressed!!

Laura • 16 Nov 2007 @ 15:09 GMT

Pretty!

Quite an improvement compared to last year…and that wasn’t a bad picture either.

severijn • 16 Nov 2007 @ 21:37 GMT

Laura!

You have beautiful hair!

Earth-Command • 18 Nov 2007 @ 12:00 GMT

If I was you Laura I would register www.laura.com and start to charge the internet geeks to look at you

Belgarion • 18 Nov 2007 @ 21:25 GMT

thx sev, thx earthcommand

...and that’s quite a good idea, belgarion!

Laura • 19 Nov 2007 @ 16:42 GMT

Laura, you have about 100 times as many views as the average person on this site. I think it might be because you’re…uhm…female. You’re going to have to stop being that… A lot more comments too… Jeez, a lot of nerds : P.

jet_black • 19 Nov 2007 @ 20:40 GMT

Hi….. well since I’m nice i’ll won’t steal your cookies…yet

Ultimatum • 19 Nov 2007 @ 20:59 GMT

but I will steal yours \o/

Laura • 19 Nov 2007 @ 21:14 GMT

in the time it took for you to postage that message i stole your cookies http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6664/picture0004lz7.jpg

Ultimatum • 19 Nov 2007 @ 21:45 GMT

WHAT THE….

you bastard

Laura • 20 Nov 2007 @ 15:44 GMT

And after the cookies, come the IRC quotes.

I mean, we have a few of them now

Gorb • 20 Nov 2007 @ 21:54 GMT

embarrassing

carbon • 20 Nov 2007 @ 23:49 GMT

haha

Ultimatum • 21 Nov 2007 @ 21:39 GMT

meh, since i’ve already upped your view count by one, saying HI! won’t hurt…

Ammon Ra • 22 Nov 2007 @ 17:51 GMT

Dammit, Laura.. Your IRC quit sign is a TRICK! DONT CLICK IT! Hot, though. ;D

ZellFish • 29 Nov 2007 @ 21:02 GMT

It’s a guy with a long neck
and a really really good shave.

I’m hoping you do know where the bat quote originates from.

I’m not getting the sulfur remark.

Mikk • 3 Dec 2007 @ 22:25 GMT

Well, you did it. Not sure when, not sure who did the fateful click, but it has happened. Whats it like looking at all us little viewing-ants from the top?

Archangel of Death • 7 Dec 2007 @ 21:08 GMT

Laura uploaded a new image...

lol away from IRC!!...HA-HA!....at first glance i thought i saw IRS, and thought it was funny….but it’s IRC…. i think i need some sleep from this long shift i just finished…..

AnyKey • 25 Dec 2007 @ 04:06 GMT

By the way, Marry-Christmas and Happy Year…

AnyKey • 25 Dec 2007 @ 04:07 GMT

Happy

New

Year

Trinity • 31 Dec 2007 @ 19:51 GMT

HAPPY NEW YEAR!![3

nyyti • 1 Jan 2008 @ 19:04 GMT

Happy Holidays\Newyears! Much love!

ZellFish • 3 Jan 2008 @ 18:34 GMT

I’m just jumping on an apparent bandwagon of gratuitous posting, don’t mind me…

Tinweasel • 5 Jan 2008 @ 02:41 GMT

Hi beautiful! [3

ZellFish • 16 Feb 2008 @ 10:23 GMT

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