Profile
nick
Cortana (RB profile)
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real name
Alexa
e-mail address
Lain.exe@hotmail.com
website
None specified.
location
The Net...
personal bio
Was born, may have family, and died…
I´m crazy, what else can i say?
AI, Pyromaniac girl, Funky hair color girl, girl witout sense of direction—-all this according to #homeworld
I forgot to mention: “Lack of Self-Preservation”
notable events
The Big Bang.
Dinosaurs got killed by a meteorite.
Was born.
My first small fire.
The Invention Of X Box and X box 360.
Found oddly in love with the MasterChief, he´s cute, green, big, sweet, a gentleman, tall, good looking, he have access to a rocket launcher and other sorts of explosive, he´s just perfect.
HALO Obsesion…
Bought a Dog.
Bought a PC.
Bought Homeworld 2…and a bunch of games.
Bought a lighter like the one that Pyro from X men 2 Use….
Found the #homeworld channel XD omg, those guys are crazy!!!...
Burning candles on a microwave.
Making a Star, of fire, with alcohol, in my garage.
Burned the frog toy (took several hours to find it!, i hope now everyone is glad)
3/2/2525 – First contact with the Covenant, and so, Covenant – Human War Starts.
favorite quote
“Live Without Remorse…” Miyamoto M.
“Yeah you know, there´s something
better than all nice and cool stuff in the world, and being rich, and having a six flags, and disney, and an island all together…
And that would be?
Playing HALO on a Cinema screen with popcorns…”
“Chief leave me…”
“Buying a X Box 230$ US, Buying a TV 100$ US, Buying a video game 45$ US, blowing up aliens in space…priceless”
“People should not be afraid of their goverment, goverment should be afraid of their people…”
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Comments (48)
Cortana uploaded a new image...
I was going to buck the trend of stereotypical geeks and not post here, but what can I say? The power of estrogen compels me.
I give this profile a week before it breaks into the most popular list.
DoltIncognito • 7 Dec 2006 @ 02:11 GMT
What’s with the recent influx of babes licking their stuffed toys?
Trinity • 7 Dec 2006 @ 05:58 GMT
ever since i told the world i was a stuffed toy it became popular
frstkor13 • 7 Dec 2006 @ 16:26 GMT
Hi there pyro girl
DarkelfLord • 7 Dec 2006 @ 17:23 GMT
FRST LIES DONT BELIEVE IT ITS A TRAP
Colonel • 7 Dec 2006 @ 17:28 GMT
FIRE! FIRE IS GOOD!
Keep defying the definitions of what is “up”!
Riess • 7 Dec 2006 @ 18:13 GMT
I Will!!! u¯u
Cortana • 7 Dec 2006 @ 20:05 GMT
Hi, you should rotate your pic
Rafta • 7 Dec 2006 @ 20:11 GMT
I can´t thats they way it has to be in order to be me, either upside down, or sideways!
Cortana • 7 Dec 2006 @ 21:18 GMT
But hello there.
nyyti • 7 Dec 2006 @ 21:38 GMT
What is it with all these stuff toys pr0n pix?
Left Wing • 7 Dec 2006 @ 21:44 GMT
I don’t think that toy’s legal
DarkelfLord • 7 Dec 2006 @ 21:45 GMT
Indeed, we need to burn it now.
Left Wing • 7 Dec 2006 @ 21:50 GMT
OMIGOSH A GURL! RUN!
And burn the toy. And hey.
Pijama • 8 Dec 2006 @ 03:43 GMT
I will report you to the sex crimes division of the muppet show unless you unhand that frog, NOW.
Zepherian • 8 Dec 2006 @ 16:01 GMT
I approve of you.
Caesar • 8 Dec 2006 @ 16:08 GMT
All right i+m burning it
Cortana • 8 Dec 2006 @ 16:58 GMT
Cortana uploaded a new image...
DarkelfLord • 8 Dec 2006 @ 17:46 GMT
Burned to ashes.
Cortana • 8 Dec 2006 @ 18:18 GMT
Oo…turns head upside down
Ooh now I see..
nyyti • 9 Dec 2006 @ 13:05 GMT
What was that good for?
Darkelf [bj-2 Combat Knife] nyyti
DarkelfLord • 9 Dec 2006 @ 14:44 GMT
Why the fuck did you burn a toy.
Caesar • 9 Dec 2006 @ 21:41 GMT
Coz the guys told me to do so! and it was funny anyway.
Cortana • 10 Dec 2006 @ 01:29 GMT
It had feelings.
Caesar • 10 Dec 2006 @ 04:01 GMT
No it didn’t, it had evil intent of doing evil things with innocent girls :p
DarkelfLord • 10 Dec 2006 @ 12:05 GMT
But the former pic was more cute
nyyti • 10 Dec 2006 @ 13:43 GMT
Yep IT was evil, like chucky, but without a knife…
Cortana • 10 Dec 2006 @ 17:31 GMT
Stopped visiting IRC already, aye?
nyyti • 11 Dec 2006 @ 14:56 GMT
Nope XD I Had things to do this weekend =\
Cortana • 11 Dec 2006 @ 15:47 GMT
You modeled your hair to resemble Cortana, Alexa(which is an awesome name btw).
severijn • 11 Dec 2006 @ 20:55 GMT
It was a toy. It can’t do anything. Toys are not alive.
Caesar • 13 Dec 2006 @ 22:15 GMT
Perspective is everything…
Trinity • 14 Dec 2006 @ 05:29 GMT
new pic eh?
I must say I’m kinda surprised you didn’t blow yourself up by now. I give you 3 weeks
Dimension • 18 Dec 2006 @ 13:33 GMT
This may come as a shock to you, but I have to inform you that you are upside down.
Moe • 18 Dec 2006 @ 13:46 GMT
Wow, another pyro… hi!
Cable • 18 Dec 2006 @ 17:34 GMT
Boomer?
Mnementh • 19 Dec 2006 @ 20:33 GMT
OH SHIT MOE IS RIGHT
Emberstrife • 20 Dec 2006 @ 13:36 GMT
Hot pics of Cortana at my profile!
Trinity • 27 Dec 2006 @ 06:07 GMT
Trinity you hit whore, stop pimping the salmon.
Zepherian • 29 Dec 2006 @ 05:12 GMT
HAPPEH NEW YEAR!
nyyti • 31 Dec 2006 @ 23:39 GMT
Every time I see your pic I think Final Fantasy for some reason… just can’t shake that feeling.
Archangel of Death • 13 Jan 2007 @ 05:00 GMT
Your upside down, unless my screen is upside down. So that would mean your right side up. :S
Akranadas • 31 Jan 2007 @ 01:40 GMT
Cute…screen…bio…fire
HomeBoy • 1 Feb 2007 @ 10:42 GMT
What the hell you can’t just make everyone crazy and then just leave. That’s unethical.
Riess • 2 Feb 2007 @ 16:24 GMT
@Riess
lol
Can’t you see? She’s luring everyone here. So she can burn us all in one! Duh!
@Archangel of Death
Which Final Fantasy?
Mullertime • 12 Feb 2007 @ 22:00 GMT
AoD: because the aesthetic system is from Final Fantasy?
alt, user has been deleted from forums. kek.
Inst • 14 Jul 2007 @ 19:41 GMT
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