32, happily married, 1.5 year old daughter, doing marketing for a cluster file system developer in Beaverton, Oregon. Grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area, moved to Oregon 3 years ago for a simpler life.

I’ve been known as Senor Jefe since high school. As there were 5 Jeffs in my graduating class, we all had to find some way of differentiating ourselves. Having taken Spanish and being the boss of 2 of them at the local hardware store, it seemed appropriate.

Wife and I had our first child, and are in no way ready for our second any time soon. We got a dog instead. He’s an 8 week old German Rottweiler we’ve named Bear.

“Say boys, lookie what I got here!”

“HEY, WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?!”