There once was a skrawny white guy who decided that school wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.

Now he’s saving ass and taking names.

None specified.

“The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who if he fails, fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.”

-Teddy Roosevelt