Man, it’s rough… I don’t know where to start or where to begin. It’s been said that life is like a box of chocolates, in that you never know what you’re going to get; they obviously never bought those fancy chocolates, since they always have a map in the lid that shows exactly what everything is. Ach, well.

Anyway, about me… I’m a 27-year-old freelance writer, web cartoonist, and general old-before-his-time citizen of Earth. My interests include sport fencing, rapier fencing, and collecting forms of poetry from the Middle Ages. I am a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism, where I’ve attained the rank of Lord… so what if I have no life?

In other news, I’m generally older than I actually am, quite immature for my age, and I hate the word “noob” and all of the connotations that people associate with it. If you don’t like that, then you’re probably one of the people that treats others like shit and calls them a “n00b”.

Oh, and I have 3 kitties. They’re fluffy and cute.

After having a major project put on hold, I’ve finally started picking up more work and thus need to spend a little bit more time typing and less time playing around with computer games. This doesn’t mean that this is going to happen, of course.

“In 39 years, this is all I have done.”—Dylan Thomas, last words