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Handarazuur

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real name

Darren Mizzi

e-mail address

handarazuur@hotmail.com

location

Mango Dimension

personal bio

Born in the wilds of Australia, raised by dictionaries, Hand continues to write a trilogy of novels regarding a starfish man and a sociopathic robot, while also (and at the same time) berating all those around him for leaving out letters and punctuation and spaces between words.

He likes long walks on the beach, is a non-smoker and is openly straight.

notable events

Turning 21 this year. Novel has reached publishable quality. Love life is missing, presumed dead.

favorite quote

“Hi folks!” – me, innumerable times

profile viewed

156 times

Comments (14)

Don’t you owe us a pic?

dreddnott • 21 Oct 2006 @ 05:04 GMT

Lazy.

El Russo • 21 Oct 2006 @ 17:18 GMT

oh, Greetbot! How I yearn for your lust!

littlegreencube • 22 Oct 2006 @ 21:47 GMT

Handarazuur uploaded a new image...

I’m the guy in the black shirt. Will find a more up close and personal shot when I have time.

Handarazuur • 25 Oct 2006 @ 06:13 GMT

quick, spam his email!

naradaman • 25 Oct 2006 @ 06:19 GMT

Handarazuur uploaded a new image...

Better sexy photo, incidentally wearing the same hat and against the same backdrop as last year. Sunnies, too.

Handarazuur • 25 Oct 2006 @ 07:04 GMT

You look alot less like someone I know this year.

Archangel of Death • 25 Oct 2006 @ 07:24 GMT

I see you’ve shaved between last year and now…

ionfish • 25 Oct 2006 @ 10:05 GMT

When I saw you
I thought that you were the one
Looking good, I assumed you were handy
You introduced yourself as handy

I thought you were the handy-man
I laid my love in your hands
Andy my man
I thought you were the handy-man

Then something went wrong
And the feeling was so gone
Slipped the hammer on your thumb
And the saw got caught in your thong

I thought you were the handy-man
I laid my love in your hands
Andy my man
I thought you were the handy-man

Then something went wrong
And the feeling was so gone
Slipped the hammer on your thumb
And the saw got caught in your thong

I thought you were the handy-man
I laid my love in your hands
Andy my man
I thought you were the handy-man

I thought you were the handy-man
I laid my love in your hands
Andy my man
I thought you were the handy-man

Handy-man
Handy-man
Handy-man
I thought you were the handy-man

Handy-man
Handy-man
Handy-man
I thought you were the handy-man

littlegreencube • 28 Oct 2006 @ 15:08 GMT

I bet that pic was made during the same session last years was made

Dimension • 8 Nov 2006 @ 02:03 GMT

You bet incorrectly.

Handarazuur • 8 Nov 2006 @ 13:53 GMT

Give the man a hand!!

OMG you fool!!!! I got you now!

Trinity • 27 Dec 2006 @ 20:45 GMT

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