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Slow_Runner

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real name

Juhamatti Kalima

e-mail address

Juhamatti_Kalima@hotmail.com

location

Finland. (the above website is going to change sometime soon)

personal bio

After finishing lukio (Gymnasium in German, probably comparable to high school) I spent a year doing my military service and by the time I left, I had become a sergeant. After that I started my studies and it’s now my 3rd year at the University studying English as my major and IT as a minor.
At times it might seem a bit unclear what exactly it was I’m studying, English or Dawn of War, but at least officially I’m still trying to get courses done on the above mentioned.

WA and DC with their related forums (the forums starting to take priority more and more), fixing up new miniatures, helping out at the farm and of course student life keep me busy on the times I’m free from the studies.

Now if I could only find some time for sleeping too…

notable events

This year? Hmm… well I did start working on my Bachelor’s thesis, Buggo joined the forums, DC came out (well, at the time of writing, WILL come out in Europe)... yeah, that’s pretty much it I guess.

favorite quote

Darnit, I always spot some really good ones but can’t come up with any on the spot. I guess I’ll go with this:

“Tank! Tank! Tank! Tank!”
-Bulletproof ork in Vermont’s shortstory

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Comments (23)

Hai Slow!

nyyti • 17 Oct 2006 @ 18:03 GMT

Slow_Runner uploaded a new image...

Hey Slow

Gremlin Shoota • 17 Oct 2006 @ 19:47 GMT

ORKS IN DISGUISE!

Rafta • 17 Oct 2006 @ 21:02 GMT

‘lo slow!

Grabnutz • 17 Oct 2006 @ 22:52 GMT

Is that really how long it’s been? Jesus Christ I honestly had know idea, I’m currently in a rather uneventful point in my life and time seems to just fly by… moreso than ever on the interweb.

Chris • 17 Oct 2006 @ 23:19 GMT

I like it how th background changes but the facial expression remains the same.

Verrin • 18 Oct 2006 @ 17:24 GMT

Dude, didn’t you use this pic in the last yearbook?

Adonis • 19 Oct 2006 @ 02:48 GMT

Heh, nope. I just have that grin in every single pic ever taken of me. I’m gonna dig up a pic from the 4th grade and prove it too. :p

Slow_Runner • 19 Oct 2006 @ 21:09 GMT

its like someone took last year’s pic and pshopped it to make you older.

+ beard

Dimension • 20 Oct 2006 @ 00:52 GMT

Wait, I thought Slow was the almighty God of Grots? Did you use your photoshop skills to disguise yourself as human?

BeserkWraithlor • 20 Oct 2006 @ 03:02 GMT

You look vaguely familiar.

Moe • 20 Oct 2006 @ 10:10 GMT

Nice Evil Smile… just try not to hurt me…

AppleHead • 20 Oct 2006 @ 10:43 GMT

What? You’re Not Green?

Akranadas • 20 Oct 2006 @ 11:18 GMT

A very confident evil smug. You know those DPS numbers pose no challenge for your MIGHTY BRAIN

dreddnott • 21 Oct 2006 @ 01:29 GMT

The reason why Slow Runner’s expression is the same is cos he uses the same pic, and photoshops it on different backgrounds. As an ork in disguise, he must get pics of him in different places so we don’t suspect anything.

Mullertime • 26 Oct 2006 @ 18:12 GMT

Is that all your beard grew in a whole year? O.o

santiago4ever • 28 Oct 2006 @ 00:24 GMT

No see that’s like week or two worth of beard because every time I get to shaving, I’m usually in a rush and it’s faster to leave the chin at that and just do the sides.

Slow_Runner • 28 Oct 2006 @ 15:33 GMT

It looks cool.
But that pic makes it look as if you accidentally cut off your right ear whilst shaving. lol. That’s what you get for rushing

Mullertime • 28 Oct 2006 @ 16:15 GMT

Holy shit, Slow Runner is the Kwisatz Haderach.

SquidDNA • 29 Oct 2006 @ 03:13 GMT

rofl. slow runner is a ork.. that cant be him… hes ether a ork or a fairy.. i forget at times…

W0lf • 3 Nov 2006 @ 17:21 GMT

go fairy go!

Worf • 15 Nov 2006 @ 21:15 GMT

OMG you fool!!!!!! I got you now too!

Trinity • 27 Dec 2006 @ 21:52 GMT

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