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ceejayoz (RB profile)
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Chris Sternal-Johnson
e-mail address
cj@ceejayoz.com
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location
Rochester, NY, USA
personal bio
I’m a Relicnews staffer and Relic Forums admin.
I GOT MARRIED! See photo. :-p Yes, she’s far too pretty for me.
For everyone who’s asking, we won’t be having biological children for a variety of reasons. We’ll likely be adopting when we can save up the $5 or $10k it’ll cost… hopefully in the next few years.
Riess drew me a caricature this year which was so incredibly awesome I must post it here, as well.
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notable events
- Launched the Wiki and the Quotes Database...
- Started business school at RIT
- Launched Tarski with ionfish
- Signed copy of Company of Heroes! Woo!
- Got married on the 18th of November!
- BEE ESS GEE!
favorite quote
“Religion, on the other hand, actively constrains your thinking. That is what dogma does. Free will has nothing to do with it, since a little application of reason will demonstrate that free will is an illusionary process and does not exist in any meaningful way. Perhaps, since your religion states it does, you have assumed so all your life, and never thought to question it.”—Bnonn
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Comments (59)
ceejayoz uploaded a new image...
Woo Yearbook!
ceejayoz • 17 Oct 2006 @ 17:46 GMT
Your picture sickens me.
OneRedPanther • 17 Oct 2006 @ 17:50 GMT
Wooo! Happy marriage! He’s going to have a Mrs CeejayOz from now on, haha.
Finaldeath • 17 Oct 2006 @ 17:55 GMT
Congrats on getting married.
Chrysophylax • 17 Oct 2006 @ 18:21 GMT
Awwws.
So cuddly.
Retroboy • 17 Oct 2006 @ 18:22 GMT
lucky guy… ‘grats!
--eFTy--> • 17 Oct 2006 @ 18:35 GMT
Congrats in advance on the wedding, ceej. You two look like a great couple!
PULSTAR • 17 Oct 2006 @ 18:52 GMT
When is she going to start doing your job for you? ;p
Verrin • 17 Oct 2006 @ 19:11 GMT
Awwww…cute ^^
nyyti • 17 Oct 2006 @ 19:18 GMT
I blame CJ for this.
Slow_Runner • 17 Oct 2006 @ 19:21 GMT
so whos the butch and whos the bitch?
Dimension • 17 Oct 2006 @ 19:58 GMT
Very many congratulations, Mr. Potter.
Riess • 17 Oct 2006 @ 20:12 GMT
Holding hands in the woods….cute.
severijn • 17 Oct 2006 @ 20:48 GMT
Awww.
ionfish • 17 Oct 2006 @ 20:49 GMT
You look so cute.
DarkelfLord • 17 Oct 2006 @ 21:00 GMT
CJ SUX LOL
hope the wedding dress looks lovely on you.
NovaBurn • 17 Oct 2006 @ 21:03 GMT
Potter got married? That Rawling broad sure takes the story in wierd directions…
Zepherian • 17 Oct 2006 @ 21:08 GMT
Hi, congrats on the wedding!
Rafta • 17 Oct 2006 @ 21:09 GMT
Good Luck with the wedding
GothicHorror • 17 Oct 2006 @ 21:56 GMT
THIS CANNOT BE!
General Nuke Em • 17 Oct 2006 @ 22:02 GMT
You’re either too short, or she’s too tall. Get rid of her and find a smaller one imo!
DoltIncognito • 17 Oct 2006 @ 22:06 GMT
Good luck if you have kids. You will need it.
Ermac • 17 Oct 2006 @ 22:07 GMT
ARE YOU THE ONE ON THE LEFT OR THE ONE ON THE RIGHT?
;p congrats!
Tiresias • 17 Oct 2006 @ 22:21 GMT
ceejaydad soon huh?all the best for the wedding ceejdolt!!!
Gazbeans • 17 Oct 2006 @ 23:02 GMT
Hope you have a great wedding! Best of lucks, Spawn of Satan!
BeserkWraithlor • 18 Oct 2006 @ 00:03 GMT
CJ reminds me of blind Pew, from the movie yellow beard
trebmal_ca • 18 Oct 2006 @ 01:41 GMT
Wait….where is his ban stick?
GothicHorror • 18 Oct 2006 @ 13:44 GMT
gg on the yearbook cj
Congrats on the marriage.
Merturk_NB • 18 Oct 2006 @ 15:54 GMT
more like he’s gonna be mrs. ceejay from now on.
Hyperian • 18 Oct 2006 @ 23:49 GMT
‘grats dude, hope all goes well.
crazytechpriest • 19 Oct 2006 @ 16:04 GMT
Happy Wedding hope you two are happy together for years to come
skills • 19 Oct 2006 @ 17:54 GMT
You both look so young! Congratulations and all the best.
dandano • 19 Oct 2006 @ 23:30 GMT
Congrats on getting married, you guys make a pretty picture. One thing’s for sure, if you didn’t marry her, someone else would be happy to.
juiceman1_2000 • 20 Oct 2006 @ 04:45 GMT
Congratas, You look cute together. Whens ceejayoz jr. coming round?
AppleHead • 20 Oct 2006 @ 10:18 GMT
Excellente!
Zany Reaper • 20 Oct 2006 @ 21:22 GMT
WOuldn’t that therefore be the Spawn of Spawn of Satan?
Tiresias • 20 Oct 2006 @ 23:21 GMT
Heh, you’re getting married on my dad’s b’day, which would explain my absence of course ;~)
El Russo • 21 Oct 2006 @ 02:54 GMT
I hope everything works out. Plan for the long-term.
dreddnott • 21 Oct 2006 @ 06:49 GMT
An addition for your notable events section:
“Got beat out for most popular page for first time in.
Started cutting”
Archangel of Death • 22 Oct 2006 @ 05:03 GMT
CJ is going to do a Madonna and steal a child from a foreign country.
Pick me!
Mnementh • 23 Oct 2006 @ 20:37 GMT
I dunno Ceej, I always figured you were a pretty menacing looking figure that oozed authority and general aura of fear for all that behold you.
Nice to see you are infact after all, a normal dude.
Grats for the happy occassion.
Nuri-dolt
nurizeko • 24 Oct 2006 @ 11:18 GMT
Grats on your upcoming marriage. I’d tell you to watch out for women named Jen, cuz my ex had that name, and she was the personification of feminine evilness. Still, since you’re dubbed “Spawn of Satan”, you should be able to cope with anything she can throw at you. Unless, of course, it’s one of those Canadian warships. shudder
brianrt91v • 26 Oct 2006 @ 17:01 GMT
Wait.
You’re not having “biological children.”
All cylons?
SquidDNA • 29 Oct 2006 @ 03:02 GMT
Your fiance is too pretty for you.
Caesar • 29 Oct 2006 @ 21:29 GMT
You look just like your avatar! LOL
Also you don’t deserve a girl like that.
Congrats!
Shoota Fodder • 11 Nov 2006 @ 19:34 GMT
Congratulations to the forum’s latest groom!
Locutus • 20 Nov 2006 @ 06:32 GMT
ceejayoz uploaded a new image...
zomg: sooo beautiful, you two. had to spam your YB just to say that!
Aredhel • 22 Nov 2006 @ 17:59 GMT
Lovely couple!
Rafta • 24 Nov 2006 @ 13:17 GMT
Happy couple.
MadCatChiken • 5 Dec 2006 @ 20:35 GMT
DOLTBOY GOT MARRIED???
well done CJ and great work on the yearbook
Remmington • 6 Dec 2006 @ 22:22 GMT
Congrats, in case I haven’t said it quite often enough yet. Also, cheers for the mention!
Doing that piccie was fun.
Riess • 9 Dec 2006 @ 21:09 GMT
Caught without the banstick for once?
starrider • 14 Dec 2006 @ 03:14 GMT
I TOTALLY KNOW WHERE MY TOWEL IS OK?
ceejayoz • 24 Dec 2006 @ 04:51 GMT
That may be true, but judging by this picture, you’re incapable of growing facial hair and you have no ass whatsoever. :p
DoltIncognito • 24 Dec 2006 @ 05:36 GMT
Who needs an ass when you are one?
Trinity • 27 Dec 2006 @ 06:04 GMT
The Spawn of Satan got married! Or was that the Spawn of Santa? I get them confused
. And there will be no spawnlets? The world is saved from demonic destruction!
On a more serious not I hope you and your wife have a Happy New Year’s!
Ishaar Niirfa • 31 Dec 2006 @ 22:48 GMT
HAI MR. POTTER
Elukka • 5 Jan 2007 @ 00:07 GMT
Say something