Born in the 12th Century B.D., inventor of trees and compulsive liar. Performs in musical theatre, enjoys long walks on the beach, has a Napoleon complex, and is obsessed with time travel.
Understands English better than anyone on IRC.
Note that the picture to the left isn’t me, but is in fact a placeholder that somewhat resembles me. Also note that the previous sentence was a lie, as that is me, and the thing over my right shoulder is a tomato plant.

Currently writing a trilogy of novels concerning a sociopathic robot, a half-human starfish, and their quest to save the universe from an evil giant squid. And you’d better buy it when it comes out, or else!

Also writing the screenplays, looking for a job and not finding one, and looking for love and not finding it.

“Quote me as saying I was misquoted.” – Groucho Marx