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Retroboy (RB profile)
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the_retroboy@hotmail.com
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East bit of Canada. Nice and close to lots and lots of non-drinkable water.
personal bio
Currently an information systems professional, working with businesses to help them determine and enact information technology strategy. Fun stuff, actually – get a chance to meet lots of people and get out of the office a couple times a month.
notable events
See my two kids? They’re notable events.
favorite quote
Evan (to the right) was playing with his sister’s dolls. I walk by and glance over and see him doing this.
I ask Retrowife: “Think we should be worried?”
She replies: “Don’t worry, he’s mutilating them.”
I whistle cheerfully and carry on.
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Comments (37)
You look like random person they interview in documentaries about gun crime
Tiresias • 7 Feb 2006 @ 21:33 GMT
At least he doesn’t like like a sexual crime offender this year.
NovaBurn • 7 Feb 2006 @ 21:38 GMT
I think Tiresias took that particular job…
Scribble • 7 Feb 2006 @ 21:45 GMT
No Dimmy did
Tiresias • 7 Feb 2006 @ 22:06 GMT
hrahrharhah
Dimension • 7 Feb 2006 @ 22:06 GMT
Holy crap, you sorta look like MY dad. o.O
Verrin • 7 Feb 2006 @ 22:12 GMT
Star Wars revalation incoming…
Tiresias • 7 Feb 2006 @ 22:25 GMT
Retro appears to be a slightly wider version of Bill Pullman.
Hablacraja • 7 Feb 2006 @ 22:38 GMT
I’m actually skinny. I’m leaning backwards a bit to counterbalance the bratsicles.
AND THE SHIRT SAYS “OLD NAVY”, NOT “OLD MAN”, DAMMIT.
Retroboy • 7 Feb 2006 @ 22:54 GMT
HAHAHA!!!! You look like this guy on the news they hauled into a police van who was running a chopshop in the city.
HunterX • 7 Feb 2006 @ 23:57 GMT
Love the OLD MAN t-shirt
Zepherian • 8 Feb 2006 @ 00:01 GMT
You could pass as a portuguese GNR.
You are that hawt.
Chrysophylax • 8 Feb 2006 @ 00:02 GMT
“Old Man” shirt rules!
KON Air • 8 Feb 2006 @ 00:48 GMT
“Old Man” is a phrase uttered in respect.
General Nuke Em • 8 Feb 2006 @ 01:21 GMT
You have to shout, not just utter it, though.
Otherwise I can’t hear it.
ya young snipperwhappers…
—Retro
Retroboy • 8 Feb 2006 @ 01:28 GMT
Thumbs Up Heh, Cya around old guy.
Lone Canadian • 8 Feb 2006 @ 01:39 GMT
cheers.
molo • 8 Feb 2006 @ 01:52 GMT
what happened to the mustache
Mac_Bug • 8 Feb 2006 @ 02:15 GMT
Retro looks like a retired football player!
(American football)
Tails • 8 Feb 2006 @ 03:06 GMT
bug – it ran out of leaves and turned into a chrysalis.
If you see a really furry blackish-gray butterfly, it is arguably also my progeny.
Retroboy • 8 Feb 2006 @ 03:23 GMT
noo….the mustache was nice
Void • 8 Feb 2006 @ 06:47 GMT
lovely childen, retro
btw: “old man” rulez
Raftaman • 8 Feb 2006 @ 09:30 GMT
Habla hit the nail on the head. All you need is a mawg and Joan Rivers covered in gold paint. Not the Retrolings, though; they look nothing like Bill Pullman.
No mustache! Noooo!
Handarazuur • 8 Feb 2006 @ 13:41 GMT
WTF!
I concur, You better start growing back that thing…
HI!
HomeBoy • 8 Feb 2006 @ 14:08 GMT
I just realized You look a lot like John Candy…my condoleances…
HomeBoy • 8 Feb 2006 @ 14:09 GMT
OMG Retrokids!
the_sidewinder • 8 Feb 2006 @ 14:37 GMT
ZOMG what happened to the mustache?!
Da_Fish • 8 Feb 2006 @ 18:17 GMT
If’n ya wanna know the troof, it got half gray and half black.
The only problem was that one side was gray and the other side was black. Was starting to look like someone had poked me in the cheek with a vanilla ice cream cone.
So I slayed the dragon.
(Plus Retrowife thought it was too prickly.)
Retroboy • 8 Feb 2006 @ 22:44 GMT
always nice to read retroboy’s comments – usually well thougth out and have a calming influence on me…
wait…
boy?
...
sorry to break it tah yah, but mebbe yah shuld stert kellin yo’self a …dare I say it…retroMAN
timotheus • 8 Feb 2006 @ 23:10 GMT
I prefer retro just the way he is, nick and all. :p
Verrin • 9 Feb 2006 @ 05:51 GMT
I thought your shirt said “OLD MAN” instead of OLD NAVY.
Vaarok • 9 Feb 2006 @ 16:39 GMT
it does. Retros just lying.
P.S does your whole family have costumes and fly and stuff?
crazytechpriest • 9 Feb 2006 @ 20:38 GMT
Yep. But only one night of the year, on hallowe’en when we blend in.
Sekrit identity to protect and stuff. You know.
—Retro
Retroboy • 14 Feb 2006 @ 01:54 GMT
ah ok
...
So you havent blown it by posting your face on here then?
crazytechpriest • 16 Feb 2006 @ 19:15 GMT
DAMMIT.
Retroboy • 17 Feb 2006 @ 09:40 GMT
“Yaba-daba-doo!”
Kroggy • 19 Feb 2006 @ 23:13 GMT
He looks like something completely differant then i thought…
hiddensmoke • 11 Mar 2006 @ 00:15 GMT
Say something